I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
