Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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