Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Please don't give away my fajitas
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