your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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