My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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