yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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