IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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