sorry about calling you the devil all night.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
