Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
it glows. i had to have it.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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