I got chris browned last night
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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