My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I've blown a few things in my day
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So squirting runs in the family.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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