I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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