On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize