If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Pants are for mortals
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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