Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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