well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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