Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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