When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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