I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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