You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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