i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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