real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He did a backflip because drugs
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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