just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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