Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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