You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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