he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize