They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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