I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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