She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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