I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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