; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Randomize
