so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
