I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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