i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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