we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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