that's an acceptable place to lick
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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