I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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