Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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