After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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