I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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