Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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