I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I hate all girls vehemently.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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