Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
