What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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