So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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