just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
