Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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