Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
