I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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