this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I lost the right to judge tonight
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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