i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
