It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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