the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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