It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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