I don't remember. Are we still dating?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
