I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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