break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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