"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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